I'm a writer. At least I try to be. I've been writing stories since I was five, poems since I was eight, novels since I was twelve. Number of works published? Zero. This is my account of my life as a wannabe writer. It probably won't be interesting, just my musings on life, the universe, and everything.


They’re making another US version of the IT Crowd :|


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Calling all Aces - Seeking Advice





A friend of a friend has just started identifying as potentially Ace and needs some advice and pointers and hell, just some support, because we all know what it’s like when we come out as Ace.

So if you can recommend any forums, blogs, websites, anything really to help a baby Ace understand that she’s not alone in feeling like this and that there’s a metric ton of us out there, that would be awesome!

Ahem. *Raises Hand* 

Hi! :D

Hia! :D

hit me uuuup

Yoooooooo! GrAce /Demi here. Let me know if you need anything!

"Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"
-don’t fuck with tina fey Mark Waters (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

(Source: helenaoftroy, via giraffessayrawr)




Pretty sure I’m in love with mid 70s era Alan Alda

Pretty sure it’s impossible not to be


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Anonymous said: i'm not seeing anything about you being not cis in your about, so i just thought you should know that the mod who runs genderoftheday (where that picture of the cat riding the dog with the cellphone was from) does not want cis people reblogging their posts since it is a for-and-by-trans-people gender humor blog

Ahh, I completely understand. I reblogged it from a friend, and didn’t think to look at the original poster’s wishes. I’ll take it down, since you’re right, and I am cis.