johnlockstrade: i can just hear benedict’s inner monologue during that shower scene ‘oh dear i’m going to get soap in my eyes. i’ve got to act cool. oh goodness some slipped through oh it’s burning. this is supposed to be no-tears shampoo i don’t understand. i’m glad i’m in the shower so nobody can see me crying’
A horrific, tragic terrorist attack happened today...
ballerinahomicide: trapghoul: the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? most accurate post on tumblr
221b Baker Street: hinoneko: thecorruptedquietone:... →
hinoneko: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to…
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
thatsmoderatelyraven: i was just brushing my teeth and “hey there delilah” got stuck in my head and i thought to myself “are they still together” so does anyone know that They are not.
sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
Strawberry Patty: CHEAT SHEET FOR PEOPLE... →
strawberrypatty: Yes, the name is a bit of a mouthful. But it’s very memorable and it’s HIS FREAKIN’ NAME. The nickname was a joke and even the fans have given it up now in favor of things like “Cumber Collective”, “Cumberbabes” and “Cumberbunnies”. And don’t bring it up on shows where you LITERALLY cannot say…
In respect of and for Benedict Cumberbatch..
sedatedsoul: redkiteslongnights: the-timelord-doctor: who does not like the term ‘Cumberbitches’ Please reblog if you’re a “CumberCollective’ out of respect for this wonderful man He said “Cumbercollective” again on the daily show this morning. I can take a hint, darling. I think the Cumbercollective is really gonna stick now! ^^
Every Cumberbatch Interview Ever
Interviewer: lol ur name
Interviewer: lol "cumberbitches"
danisnotonfire: danisnotorfire: danisontonfire: danisnotofire: danlsnotonfire: theperksofbeingbeth: those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil i know right they’re so annoying i agree they’re just the worst why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really assholes i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore
morgrana: when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time