December 2011
This Girl Deserves a Trophy →
Watchmrgolightly:
File Under: Stuff That Will Make You Bawl Your Eyeballs Out
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
heyfunniest:
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I’ve just discovered the GRE and its importance in getting into graduate school. Oh what kind of new Hell is this?
I'm So EXCITED!!!!!!
And I…well…you know the rest. So I got my story back from the first person I sent the manuscript to. The crits were both really helpful and specific, so I know what I can do to improve my work. And he really liked it!!!!!!! That’s the best thing about it. I was told that it was good. Praise-a-lujah!
Politically Incorrect (not that I care): How is it... →
rabidsalmon:
…that one picture, one post, one comment, can just make all those bad memories fly right back. And it’s been so long, yet you make it feel so new.
…that you weren’t even involved, but I still feel hatred for you.
…that despite all of my extinguished feelings, just seeing your pictures, seeing…
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
mockinggrass:
disregardhope:
woah
do it
here
Reblog if you're ending the year single.
alwayssmiledaydreamer:
If this ‘always’ thing is supposed to suggest that I’m always going to end the year single, then screw that.
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I’m pretty sure that at our Christmas service, the preacher used the word ‘virgin’ 248975039857401893423 times in the service.
kowaiidesuyo asked: Let it be our mission!
“How to make yummy Holiday cookies. Start with Pillsbury cookie do”—NO!!! You make cookies from scratch or those aren’t cookies. They’re lies. LIES!!!! I’m kind of a purist when it comes to baking.
march-tember-one-teenth asked: Do you have SAD?
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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Confessions of a Grinch
I hate Christmas. I hate the fuzzy, warm feelings associated with it, the stupid, cookie cutter movies that Hallmark mass produces, the annoying songs, the “good cheer” and “family time.” I hate it all. It makes me want to retch. It never seems like Christmas anymore. There are no presents this year. Decorations are slim. The tree seems so perfect. There are no...
“It was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. It had a perfectly round door like...”
– The Hobbit, J.R.R. Tolkien (via bewitchingbritain)
kids these days.
mynameislao:
kids now in days dress like :
When I was a kid my parents dressed me like :
That moment when you're singing and some bitch...
“This isn’t Glee.”
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So Pissed Off!!!
I’m typing this one-handed. I’m doing so because my cyst on my wrist (the fact that it rhymes also pisses me off) was looked at by a doctor. He decided that instead of waiting till summer to surgically remove it, he would inject it with a steroid and burst it. It hurt like hell. I honestly thought he was going to dislocate my wrist. Now my wrist is swollen, painful, and feverish....
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf...
That moment when a random ad starts talking.
Get the Best Medicine here :)
I do this all the time.
