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That’s more like: We’re tall thin women who want to make a coat out of your...– Howard Wolowitz The Big Bang Theory - Season 1: Episode 13 (via bestbigbangtheorypics)
Valentine has a webpage?
I was searching for him on Google, trying to find info on him in order to use him as a job reference and stumbled upon his professional website. I don’t even. (Here it is.) Guys! This is my professor! The best professor in the world!
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
edfreemaybe: Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500 Patrick Bristow:...
A Guide To Deduction: Undershaw is SAVED! →
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drbippy: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
tangled-original-sara replied to your post: tangled-original-sara replied to your chat: I have… Now they’re selling café-type drinks. They have the BEST frappés. Interesting. I did enjoy the commercial, I just didn’t catch the first part of it.
tangled-original-sara replied to your chat: I have no idea what this commercial was advertising, but it was amusing This is the new Burger King commercial. Ilikeit. Burger King???? But…smoothie?
Tales with the roomie
So roommate and I were sitting in my grandma’s living room, getting ready to go to my first cousin once removed’s husband’s birthday party the other day and I didn’t have my makeup on. My sister calls from the bathroom for for me to get ready and I’m resisting because…Tumblr. Well I finally get off and stand up and roommate/bro’s gf is like “Good...
I have no idea what this commercial was...
*Woman making smoothies with David Beckham in some kind of store.*
*Beckham fails to put the lid on and gets smoothie all over him*
Woman: I think you should take your shirt off.
Woman 2: Shirt off.
Woman 3: Shirt Off.
All the Women: SHIRT OFF!!!
Random guy: No shirt off. David Beckham is not taking his shirt off.
Loki: I'm gonna be a mighty god, so enemies beware!
tumblr: Well we've never seen a mischief god with quite such amazing hair
Loki: You guys ruin everything. I just want to be taken seriously as an almighty-evil god!
Loki: Is it too much for you all to just tremble in fear then kneel before me in mindless servitude?!?
tumblr: There, there. You just let it all out, our precious little god
Loki: *sniffle* ...but you really think my hair is amazing?
tumblr: *pat, pat* Of course we do sweetheart
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
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